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axemen23
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« Reply #3020 on: January 01, 2012, 07:05:59 am »

Happy new years everyone.

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« Reply #3021 on: January 01, 2012, 08:29:49 am »

Fucking perfect Image.

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« Reply #3022 on: January 01, 2012, 10:33:56 am »

...355?

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« Reply #3023 on: January 01, 2012, 10:54:21 am »

...355?
I believe it is a 2012 end of the world joke.
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« Reply #3024 on: January 01, 2012, 03:33:28 pm »

Yeah, but technically we've already got less than a year to go
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« Reply #3025 on: January 01, 2012, 04:41:48 pm »


What I especially like are the people who are all "oh noooo he's the first president to ever do anything like this!"

When Lincoln did the exact same thing except without the "suspected ____" bit.

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« Reply #3026 on: January 03, 2012, 07:44:50 pm »

Well, this is great. My boyfriend's parents break us up by forcing him to transfer to another school. Sad

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« Reply #3027 on: January 03, 2012, 07:53:54 pm »

That sucks, sorry.

Tell him to date a large black man to piss them off.

Not to judge guys or anything, but Barry is much better looking than Joest.
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« Reply #3028 on: January 03, 2012, 07:56:28 pm »

Is it because they don't want him to be in an homosexual relationship? If so, he really needs to talk things out with his parents. Breaking up the relationship won't make him straight I guess.

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« Reply #3029 on: January 03, 2012, 08:00:01 pm »

It's complicated, but I think us being together may have something to do with it.

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« Reply #3030 on: January 03, 2012, 08:38:08 pm »

You're 18 right, like, you're in college? How are his parents forcing him to transfer?

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« Reply #3031 on: January 03, 2012, 08:46:52 pm »

You're 18 right, like, you're in college? How are his parents forcing him to transfer?


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« Reply #3032 on: January 03, 2012, 09:09:09 pm »

Dunno how it works there but here if parents do that you can sue them. At least untill your 26

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« Reply #3033 on: January 03, 2012, 11:03:36 pm »

He got worse grades than what they expected, but not by much. His parents are also homophonic, and that we beig together has to do with it but that there are other reasons.

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« Reply #3034 on: January 03, 2012, 11:11:58 pm »

So he lost a scholarship or something?
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« Reply #3035 on: January 03, 2012, 11:13:43 pm »

That's awful, for you and him. I wish his parents would realize doing things like that just aren't healthy for anyone.

It's basically just like keeping your baby teeth when they fall out, except its a foot.
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« Reply #3036 on: January 03, 2012, 11:49:02 pm »

Clearly you should kill one of them so as to demonstrate to the other what it's like to lose your lover

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« Reply #3037 on: January 04, 2012, 12:05:24 am »

I don't think ten year olds should be dating anyway.

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« Reply #3038 on: January 04, 2012, 12:08:12 am »

I don't think ten year olds should be dating anyway.
Joset got promoted to an older age. Joset does not age, he only gets promoted though.

The faster they fester the quicker they muster.
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« Reply #3039 on: January 04, 2012, 12:16:55 am »

So he lost a scholarship or something?
No. They just don't want to be paying for it. They said "we don't want to pay $10,000 a year for you to dick around with your boyfriend and get poor grades".

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