Miscellanous banananananananannana Thread

[Barry Burton]

I don't even notice the smell of anal sex anymore. Its really not gross as long as you go to the bathroom earlier that day so you don't have any nasty stuff in your rectum. Plus, douching pretty much eliminates that problem entirely. You just shower after and make sure to wash your bed sheets regularly. Oh yeah,  personally I would never bareback.

Sorry if that's TMI but whatever, it's on topic.

[Scrap.est]

So what about the ear? We are running out of holes people!

[Marauder8]

Then there's the secret hole located behind the knee.

[Al_Ka_Pwn]

I don't even notice the smell of anal sex anymore. Its really not gross as long as you go to the bathroom earlier that day so you don't have any nasty stuff in your rectum. Plus, douching pretty much eliminates that problem entirely. You just shower after and make sure to wash your bed sheets regularly. Oh yeah,  personally I would never bareback.

Sorry if that's TMI but whatever, it's on topic.

Jesus Barry, yours has a smell? Something is horribly wrong there.

[Nel]

So, how about that weather? I hear it snowed in some places, and its starting to get cold here

[Rotinaj]

Well since you asked. People define grossness primarily based on the amount of bacteria that is contained in something and the general smell as well. Everything that has come out of the anus has been bathed in a anti bacterial and anti viral acid and is then processed by your body's bacteria. These bacteria are harmful to other humans b/c they interfere with the bacteria in that person's stomach limiting the stomach's ability to process food rather than being intrinsically more harmful.

Also the lining of the anus does not contain large amounts of bacteria as the lining itself inhibits the growth and survival of bacteria so that any tears in the anal lining do not get infected. The majority of the bacteria actually hang out on the sphincter itself on the outside of your body like the bacteria under your arm pits so with a quick wash there is not a hygiene problems.

Now if we contrast the vagina for instance it is less hostile to the growth of foreign entities as it theoretically is at some point supposed to take in sperm so it makes it easier for a body of foreign hosts to invade hence why yeast infections and the like are a problem and they exist a good bit farther up inside as well, also there is an incredibly large amount of blood that flows to the vagina as well and any tears in the vaginal lining mean that there will be a good bit of bleeding meaning it's a bit easier to contract blood bound diseases as well as there is a lot of micro abrasions in the vagina during intercourse. If you're wondering why any slight tears don't lead to a terrible infection given the amount of bacteria there it is because of the large amount of blood that flows around that area.

But if it is any consolation oral sex is the filthiest thing you can do. Not only is all the bacteria in the air that you breathe in throughout the day contained in your mouth, any food from a meal is caught between your teeth and a host of necrotic bacteria that rots flesh will inhabit your mouth after a meal as the bacteria is quite good at breaking down flesh and will be there even between brushing. in fact humans have one of the deadliest non venomous bites in the entire world and if you look during the medieval ages before anti biotics human bites had an incredible fatality rate. So mouth sex is the dirtiest of them all

thanks for the background research, fwd'd to girlfriend

[Dinner]

So, how about that weather? I hear it snowed in some places, and its starting to get cold here

It was actually pretty warm here today. Spring's coming!

[OctaneHugo]

It was actually pretty warm here today. Spring's coming!

Personally I think the heat is ridiculous, I was having anal sex today and by the end of it we were coated in sweat.

[Secone]

So uh, this is my first time I've had free time to look at the forums all day, and this is what I see

[Al_Ka_Pwn]

So this thread smells like anal sex.

[Gamerofthegame]

smells like poop

[Al_Ka_Pwn]

needs moar fiber.

[GlobalEnjoi]

I do appreciate the elaborate explanation of grossness. After being stuck in Ft. Jackson like this, I won't mind putting it in her pooper, or her bloody, snotty, fungal v-cave, or in her eye. Grossness is nothing to me at this point.

[Rotinaj]

http://imgur.com/a/iifJD

[Dinner]

suga

[Sarge]

NO NIPPLES ARRRGGGHHH

[FBC]

suga

titssss

[Gamerofthegame]

So.

Order of the Stick, if you don't know, is a Stick-figured based Dungeons and Dragons web comic. It's quite good.

It had a kickstarter drive to get the physical books back into print. I forget the original goal, it was something like 50k for everything to be back in print with no issue or something like that.

In it's one month run, it generated $1,254,120 dollars.

That's a lot of money. For a comic. A webcomic.

That's pretty amazing.

[Citizen_001]

I just released what I've been working on for a while now which was also my first venture into the world of modeling:

http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1165365

[Dissident]

Looks wonderful.