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« Reply #7780 on: October 10, 2009, 08:36:24 am »

Quit being a wiener.

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« Reply #7781 on: October 10, 2009, 08:38:50 am »

Godammit Barb, I was just woken up by a bunch of laughing children sounds and subsequently saw a man without eyes in my room.

I have the right to complain.
Should I file the complaint with God?
He obviously isn't keeping a handle on things down here.

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« Reply #7782 on: October 10, 2009, 08:40:57 am »

My speakers pick AM radio frequencies sometimes and I wake to the faint sound of men talking...scared the shit out of me the first time.

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« Reply #7783 on: October 10, 2009, 08:44:03 am »

That doesn't sound like "minor" hallucinations.

I suggest you do one of the following:
1) Hire an exorcist
2) Sacrifice some livestock
3) Stop playing Death Metal
3) Circumcise yourself
4) Think about what you've done that could have caused this and fix it, or stop doing it (e.g. hanging out at that petrol station)

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« Reply #7784 on: October 10, 2009, 08:47:13 am »

I suggest:
1) Thanking the laughing children for waking to such a beautiful noise.
2) Give the blind dude some change, he's probably just a Vietnam vet.
3) Quit being a wiener.

Don't you live in America? It's like 4:45 am, why are you just waking up?

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« Reply #7785 on: October 10, 2009, 08:56:17 am »

Yeah, I thought it was mice squeaking at first or something, and my mind just interpreted it weirdly.
But that couldn't be it-
FUCK.

The light outside my window just went out, the one lighting up the front of the house.
It isn't supposed to do that.

Agh, I know there's no way any of these things are real but they're fucking with me man.

Ok wait, I think the sounds are gone now.
The silence is kind of weird. I like it more though.

-snip-

Heh, nah they'll go away pretty soon.
I think.

Oh wait, maybe if I hadn't blinded that dude and killed the relatives...

I suggest:
1) Thanking the laughing children for waking to such a beautiful noise.
2) Give the blind dude some change, he's probably just a Vietnam vet.
3) Quit being a wiener.

Don't you live in America? It's like 4:45 am, why are you just waking up?

1) That was not beautiful. It was creepy and strange.
2) Oh right. In my room. That isn't nearly as weird!
3) No u. 

I didn't wake up, the goddamn sounds woke me up. I went to bed at around 2,  got startled awake around 3, and I've been awake since then.

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« Reply #7786 on: October 10, 2009, 09:00:19 am »

It's probably burglars casing your house. You should get in your closet.

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« Reply #7787 on: October 10, 2009, 09:01:34 am »

Sorry, didn't mean to wake you.
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« Reply #7788 on: October 10, 2009, 09:02:25 am »

JUST GO TO SLEEP

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« Reply #7789 on: October 10, 2009, 09:05:06 am »

That doesn't sound like "minor" hallucinations.

I suggest you do one of the following:
1) Hire an exorcist

They will often do it for free Cheesy

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« Reply #7790 on: October 10, 2009, 09:05:28 am »

The hamburglar wishes to burgle your house of hamburgers by way of burglary.

This is mostly unrelated, but I had a deep seated desire to write that and I'm just tired enough to do it.

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« Reply #7791 on: October 10, 2009, 09:09:52 am »

Apparently the hamburglar is satan.

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« Reply #7792 on: October 10, 2009, 09:10:39 am »

It's probably burglars casing your house. You should get in your closet.

Nah, then I'd need to get out of bed.

Sorry, didn't mean to wake you.

Oh, it's just you. I'm nude under here. Just a heads up.

JUST GO TO SLEEP

FINE.
Not really tired anymore, but I'll try I guess.

They will often do it for free Cheesy

Really?
AWESOME.
The hamburglar wishes to burgle your house of hamburgers by way of burglary.

This is mostly unrelated, but I had a deep seated desire to write that and I'm just tired enough to do it.

Barb, I think you need sleep more than I do...

Anyway I'm going to stop posting at least, it's hard responding to so many quotes on a phone.

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« Reply #7793 on: October 10, 2009, 09:12:43 am »

Has anyone here tried that Project Reality mod for Battlefield 2. I'm thinking of trying it and wonder what you guys think.

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« Reply #7794 on: October 10, 2009, 09:16:15 am »

Oh, it's just you. I'm nude under here. Just a heads up.
Do ho ho.

Apparently the hamburglar is satan.
I'm not satan, you ass.
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« Reply #7795 on: October 10, 2009, 09:17:20 am »

Not really tired anymore, but I'll try I guess.
I hope that eyeless dude shows up again, leering over you, inches from your face, and that you wake up to his hot breath on your lips.

Why, you ask? Because burgle is such a funny word. Burgle.

Has anyone here tried that Project Reality mod for Battlefield 2. I'm thinking of trying it and wonder what you guys think.
I've never played it, but it's pretty much universally praised and supposed to be very good.

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« Reply #7796 on: October 10, 2009, 09:20:21 am »

Do ho ho.
I'm not satan, you ass.
I'm not an ass, you satan.

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« Reply #7797 on: October 10, 2009, 09:23:37 am »

I'M NOT A SATAN, YOU ASS :C
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« Reply #7798 on: October 10, 2009, 09:32:33 am »

I DIDN'T CALL YOU A SATAN, I CALLED YOU SATAN! I'M NOT AN ASS EITHER! Angry

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« Reply #7799 on: October 10, 2009, 09:42:32 am »

When you use the you 'noun' expression, it generally implies that the second noun isn't a pronoun, ergo you should have probably said "I'm not an ass, Satan!" or some other variation.

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