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Joest
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« Reply #1880 on: February 23, 2010, 04:47:11 PM »

My grandfather was Abe Lincoln.

I love cats. My cat ambushed me when I got out of the shower and attacked my dick.
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VIDEO GAMES MADE ME DO IT


« Reply #1881 on: February 23, 2010, 04:51:31 PM »

My Grandfather bung your Grandmother.

I AM THE DEV SUMMONER

My fingers are itching to reward you with a ban for reporting this.
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« Reply #1882 on: February 23, 2010, 05:06:18 PM »

my Kiwi's grandmother WAS THE TITANIC

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« Reply #1883 on: February 23, 2010, 05:36:37 PM »

Mine was the iceberg.

You're all the most fucking heartless people
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« Reply #1884 on: February 23, 2010, 05:41:40 PM »

Mine was the iceberg.

AJUNK"S GRANDMOTHER RAPED THE TITANIC

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« Reply #1885 on: February 23, 2010, 05:44:14 PM »

my Kiwi's grandmother WAS THE TITANIC
Mine was the iceberg.
I'm sigging this.

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« Reply #1886 on: February 23, 2010, 11:28:18 PM »

I survived the holocaust by not being jewish.

I think if Sulkdodds and Marphy got into a fight the whole forum would explode.
I bung your mum.
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« Reply #1887 on: February 23, 2010, 11:47:36 PM »

My grandfather was Abraham Lincoln.
My grandfather was Abe Lincoln.

 Angry

I hate all of you
Nah, more like demigod isn't self centered and he is legality cool guy.
shutup9100
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« Reply #1888 on: February 23, 2010, 11:48:41 PM »

Well Abe was really attractive for his time, it was the beard.

DemiGod
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« Reply #1889 on: February 23, 2010, 11:49:26 PM »

Shit, I'm related to a furry

I hate all of you
Nah, more like demigod isn't self centered and he is legality cool guy.
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« Reply #1890 on: February 23, 2010, 11:50:37 PM »

Well Abe was really attractive for his time, it was the beard.

He actually wasn't. A lot of his critics hounded him for being ugly.
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« Reply #1891 on: February 23, 2010, 11:52:11 PM »

Well John Quincy Adams was ugly as fuck but still got action at least five times a day.

Joest
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« Reply #1892 on: February 23, 2010, 11:58:17 PM »

Shit, I'm related to a furry
sup cuz

I love cats. My cat ambushed me when I got out of the shower and attacked my dick.
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« Reply #1893 on: February 24, 2010, 12:14:25 AM »

I'm related to Antonio López de Santa Anna

eeny
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« Reply #1894 on: February 24, 2010, 12:44:06 AM »

Yeah? Well I am related to Genghis Khan.

Being Mexican you are not.

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« Reply #1895 on: February 24, 2010, 01:03:09 AM »

I'm related to my mommy.
eeny
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« Reply #1896 on: February 24, 2010, 01:05:13 AM »

I'm related to my mommy.

Sorry to burst your bubble and all, but you are adopted.

Yeah, your parents didn't want you to know, they even forged a birth certificate for you.

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« Reply #1897 on: February 24, 2010, 01:11:03 AM »

But told an anonymous stranger over the internet about it.

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eeny
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« Reply #1898 on: February 24, 2010, 01:13:42 AM »

But told an anonymous stranger over the internet about it.

Told me? No, when I was looking for pics of nel a week ago or whatever it was, I found her real identity through a social networking site and did a background search on her, and then on her folks. Turns out the FBI suspect them of birth certificate fraud so I put two and two together.

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« Reply #1899 on: February 24, 2010, 01:29:23 AM »

Turns out the FBI suspect them of birth certificate fraud so I put two and two together.


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