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Pastor
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« Reply #400 on: February 21, 2010, 11:21:02 am »
you can clean all the bodies by flooding place whit lava
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What's a nebelwerfer?
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whats a schimm?
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« Reply #401 on: February 21, 2010, 04:12:17 pm »
Quote from: Pastor on February 21, 2010, 11:21:02 am
you can clean all the bodies by flooding place whit lava

But the dead bodies are all on the front lawn.

On an unrelated note, I just noticed that BKU and Citizen are in love. Also..

Wait...

Wait a second

WHO DID THIS
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
OH GOD NOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo
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« Reply #402 on: February 21, 2010, 04:33:22 pm »
Oh lawdy. Why don't I have a dwarf?
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I think if Sulkdodds and Marphy got into a fight the whole forum would explode.
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I bung your mum.
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« Reply #403 on: February 21, 2010, 04:45:37 pm »
Pretty much everyone has a dwarf
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« Reply #404 on: February 21, 2010, 04:50:23 pm »
Quote from: me on February 21, 2010, 04:33:22 pm
Oh lawdy. Why don't I have a dwarf?

migration stopped. There are exactly 23 dwarves
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« Reply #405 on: February 21, 2010, 05:11:49 pm »
I think when my turn comes I will catapult Kiwi into the lava... Yes... that seems like a good idea.
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« Reply #406 on: February 21, 2010, 05:35:13 pm »
Quote from: Broadsword on February 21, 2010, 05:11:49 pm
I think when my turn comes I will catapult Kiwi into the lava... Yes... that seems like a good idea.

KIWI WOULD APPROVE
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« Reply #407 on: February 21, 2010, 05:39:34 pm »
WHAT DO NOT SPEAK FOR KIWI
Quote from: Marphy Black on February 20, 2012, 02:16:00 am
It's basically just like keeping your baby teeth when they fall out, except its a foot.
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« Reply #408 on: February 21, 2010, 05:41:00 pm »
KIWI'S BOYFRIEND CAN SPEAK FOR KIWI ALL HE WANTS
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« Reply #409 on: February 21, 2010, 06:24:13 pm »
Do not catapult Kiwi into lava she is capable war dwarf.
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« Reply #410 on: February 21, 2010, 06:30:58 pm »
Quote from: Gamerofthegame on February 21, 2010, 06:24:13 pm
Do not catapult Kiwi into lava she is capable war dwarf.

?!?
Quote from: Marphy Black on February 20, 2012, 02:16:00 am
It's basically just like keeping your baby teeth when they fall out, except its a foot.
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I'm after you, Worbat!
« Reply #411 on: February 21, 2010, 06:33:08 pm »
Kiwi doesn't have a rifle as I don't like crossbows, so I gave Kiwi his sword and Kiwi got a sex change accidentally with it at first, but she can cut things good.
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« Reply #412 on: February 22, 2010, 12:20:22 pm »
So, we have around 1,300 prepared meals and 1400 drinks.

at 8 meals per year per dwarf, that's about 7 years worth of lavish meals assuming no migration or further production and not taking into account our uncooked goods.

At 18 drinks per year per dwarf, that's about 3 and a bit years of booze.

I have officially closed farming and assigned ajunk and his farming crew to hauling as such.
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« Reply #413 on: February 22, 2010, 12:23:50 pm »
ON A SOMEWHAT RELATED NOTE:


Shadow's Tips for Keeping a Happy, Drunken Population.

*imagine here that an animated beer keg walks onstage"

Hi everybody! Now, everyone likes brewing beer. The only trouble is, you need a barrel AND a planet to brew with! Now, plants are easy as all heck to come buy, but I imagine a lot of you have seen those big red "NEEDS EMPTY BARREL" messages that get in the way of your brewing operations.

The solution is simple.

First, you make a huge stockpile that is set to use "Zero" barrels. Set it to allow only food, no drinks.

Then you make another, smaller stockpile that is set to use all the barrels it wants, but ONLY STORE DRINKS AND NO FOOD.

That way, you don't wind up with a buncha steaks and lettuces cluttering up your precious barrels that could be used for booze!
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« Reply #414 on: February 22, 2010, 01:16:24 pm »
You need a planet to brew a beer?
Gee I did not know that.
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« Reply #415 on: February 22, 2010, 03:33:01 pm »
Yeah, it's a macrobrew.

HAR HAR
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There was blood all over the cage.
Pastor
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« Reply #416 on: February 22, 2010, 03:46:18 pm »
The dwarfs are in a space fortress, just look at all that black void space.
Quote from: Emo Panda on December 06, 2011, 11:53:37 pm
What's a nebelwerfer?
Quote from: Oblivion456 on August 24, 2011, 03:07:34 am
whats a schimm?
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Zeppking
« Reply #417 on: February 22, 2010, 04:15:18 pm »
Quote from: TheCze on February 22, 2010, 01:16:24 pm
You need a planet to brew a beer?
Gee I did not know that.

Well, sure. Brewing just doesn't work in a vacuum.
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« Reply #418 on: February 23, 2010, 07:15:56 pm »
Okay, so, THE YEAR IN REVIEW

I

1. Threw all the animals off the death tower
2. Had their skulls made into cheap crap
3. Made a cheap crap stockpile by the trade depot
4. Built myself a tomb and small dining room
5. Leave the fort to my successor

NOTE: The dwarf fortress forum people think maybe the reason our immigrations have stopped is because we havn't been trading properly. Apparently trading away foreign goods (IE the goblin panties I've been selling at crazy prices) doesn't count as making money, so the traders say you're broke, so no migrants come.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/qtc5q4
« Last Edit: February 23, 2010, 07:20:06 pm by Shadow_Archmagi »
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« Reply #419 on: February 23, 2010, 07:42:21 pm »
But Shadow.

We haven't been getting caravans.

On a side note, I have come up with a possible idea to fix this.

We have a bunch of invaders still in our fort - Or at least since I played.

Broad. Send in the military dwarves to clear them out. That might fix things.
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